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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

如果你親她, 那你就沒有紳士風(fēng)度

If you don't, you are not a man

可是如果你不親她, 那你就不算男子漢!

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

如果你贊美她, 她會(huì)認(rèn)為你只是在奉承她

If you don't, you are good for nothing

但要是你不贊美她, 那你就一無是處了!

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

如果你完全同她的話, 那你真無能。

If you don't, you are not understanding

要是你不同意, 那就表示你根本不了解。

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'

假如你把氣氛控制的很浪漫, 你就一定是情場老手。

If you don't you are half a man

如果不是, 那你根本還不夠成熟。

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

如果你太常去找她, 她會(huì)覺得煩膩。

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

但是如果你不去找她, 她會(huì)責(zé)備你欺騙她的感情。

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

你要是穿的帥一點(diǎn), 她會(huì)說你是花花公子。

If you don't, you are a dull boy

穿的破爛點(diǎn), 那你又是笨頭笨腦的家伙。

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

如果你吃醋, 她會(huì)說這樣是不對的。

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her

可是如果你完全不吃醋, 她又會(huì)認(rèn)為你根本不愛她。

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

你如你試圖對她調(diào)情, 她會(huì)認(rèn)為你不尊重她。

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

但要是你一直規(guī)規(guī)矩矩的, 她又會(huì)覺得你不喜歡她。

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

你若是遲到一分鐘, 她會(huì)抱怨等的多累多苦。

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

要是她自己遲到了, 她會(huì)說女孩子約會(huì)遲到是理所當(dāng)然的。

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

如果你去找你的朋友, 她說你亂花時(shí)間。

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

如果是她, 她會(huì)說 "喔, 這很自然啊, 女孩子都是這樣。

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

如果你偶而才吻她一下, 她會(huì)到處說你這人很冷漠。

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

如果你經(jīng)常吻她, 她會(huì)大叫說你吃她豆腐。

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

如果你過馬路的時(shí)候沒有照顧她, 那你這人缺乏道德。

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

要是你小心照顧她過馬路, 她又會(huì)說這是男人的花招。

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

你若是凝視某個(gè)女人, 她會(huì)指責(zé)你是到處對女生調(diào)情。

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

如果是其他男人瞪著她看, 她會(huì)說他們只是欣賞而已。

If you talk, she wants you to listen

如果你跟她說話, 她希望你只要聽就好。

If you listen, she wants you to talk

如果你只傾聽, 她又要你和她說話。

Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'

上天啊, 你創(chuàng)照了這些叫做女人的生物。

So simple, yet so complex

既簡單又復(fù)雜。

So weak, yet so powerful

如此柔弱, 卻又如此強(qiáng)悍。

So confusing, yet so desirable

讓人又惱又愛。

So *ing, yet so wonderful...

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