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昨天晚上我給他講了英文笑話，雖然他指出了很多錯誤，但那是個好的開始。
???? A redneck bought a tickect and won the lottery.
???? He went to claim it .He said:"I want $20 million right now"
who verified his tickect number replied to him :"No,sir.It doesn't work this way.we give you $1 million today,you will get the rest spread on for the next 19 years."
???? The redneck said:"I want all my money.I won it,and i want it"
????? The man had to explained to him patiently:"you would get $1 million,and the rest during the next 19 years."
????? The redneck ,furious with the man ,screamed out:"I want all my money.If you don't give??me all my money ,i want my dollar back!"
注意讀音：money、million、battle zone。

我的叔叔silas?? H.E.Bates
????? 我的叔叔silas??活了九十五歲,有充足的時間去嘗試很多事情.他一度做過掘墓人.
????? In a life of 95 years ,my uncle found time to try most things, there was a time he become a gravedigger.